themousecried

WARNING-WARNING-WARNING-WARNING-WARNING-WARNING-WARNING The mouse cried because of the snake,and the snake came to see the mouse,horror,chills,thrills,not for the faint of heart or those with headaches,upset stomach,uncut fingernails,room unclean, etc..., THEY'RE BACK AND THEY ARE REALLY MEAN VILE CREATURES OF TERROR.

Thursday, March 15, 2007

SNAKES IN AN OUTHOUSE-NOT FOR THE WEAK OF HEART, THOSE WITH HEADACHES, RECENT BREAKUPS, HAVING A BAD DAY - THEY'RE BACK THEY'RE MEAN AND BOY, THEY ARE SLITHERY SNAKES IN A OUTHOUSE - NEW MOVIE RELEASE NEW MOVIE RELEASED NOW AT THEATRES "SNAKES ON A PLANE" - COMING SOON - "SNAKES IN AN OUTHOUSE" Starring: Sammy el Jaxson Pheba Newmark Set in Western Kentucky and Eastern Tennessee, in the backwoods of a rural country life among a people who take their lifestyle and bathroom etiquette seriously. Plumbing, not being a convenience for all in the southern United States, causes the people to resort to "natural remedies" which in turn led to a massive "snake attacks" to many some of which were trapped inside their "outhouses (not to be confused with the popular outhomes, featured in Suthern Livting, a magazine dedicated to the popular outhomes)" some for days awaiting help and rescue by the National Guard and Armed Forces. One spokesman for the Rescue Arm of the Military or R.A.M. stated that some of the 101st Airborne Division were sent in to provide assistance and armed resistance to the overwhelming community of snakes, the spokesman, however, Colonel D. "Little d" Arminhand chose to stay anonymous due to undercover operations of both he and General T.K. Charge whom also wanted to be unnamed, we do honour their anonyminity. It has long been our endeavour to allow those who request for no identification in reporting to do so, and thereby secure us a place in our reporting to the public at large, this is our position and we here at IPIGe (International Press in Generale) do confirm this message. One child was trapped inside an outhouse, whose region may not be disclosed, for hours until a paratrooper landed safely on the roof of the outhouse and secured the child to a lift rig and pulled her up to safety, unfortunately the parachutists slipped and fell into a vast amount raw dump but who fortunately was "yanked" out before being bitten a common timber "outhouse" rattler whose characteristics are to rattle their tale a few times before striking the host or victim in these cases. In an interview on a safe zone commonly referred to as the green zone on a nearby hill the chutists was noted as stating these snakes have a horendous smell that could intimidate even the bravest of men, Sgt. D. Une Thaat also wanted to remain unnamed which we always choose to honour. Little Jenny was scared as she said, "Out of my wits, snakes were everywhere, here there, everywhere I tell you, and I am so glad Sgt D.Une came to my rescue." It was not a pretty sight for this reporter to see "little Jenny" so frightened for what may be one of the most horrific outbreaks of snakes this reporter has ever heard in history or modern man, Jenny (real name Barbie Jeweled whom we will not name for her on security) still remains in a state of shock. The events of Jenny and countless others are to be shown in a newly released movie titled, "Snakes in an Outhouse, you will be scared out of your mind, not meant for the faint of heart or any of you with health problems that might react to this movie, a list of these health problems which the Federal Government has determined to be at risk in the viewing of this movie may be seen on the web site http://360.yahoo.com/spin3305 movie some of which are those, of course, heart problems, depression, psorasis, upset tummy, lovelorned, recently jilted or newly attached or looking, these are but a few the other list is located at the link above gosnakeouthouse above. Some of the pictures we will try to show below if the camera will hold under these stressed camermen. WARNING THESE ARE NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. COMING SOON "SNAKES IN THE OUTFIELD" AND IT'S DOUBLE FEATURE "SNAKES ON A CRUISELINER" Brought to you by Sound Pictures Studios. DONATIONS FOR VICTIMS MAY BE PHONED IN AT 1-800-BR 549

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