PENTAGON: MILITARY STRIKE AGAINST RUSSIA

Above left: Russian President (Right) - Russian President Mevedev - Center Picture: US Secretary Condeleezza Rice - Above Right: Russian envoy Dmitry Rogozin - Below: Two unidentified (Sarah Davis,Marlena Mouskowitz) take a nap during the "infamous" -sitdown - by the government militaries worldwide - see story below.

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Bulletin: Breaking News 1 hour 7 minutes ago PENTAGON: MILITARY STRIKE AGAINST RUSSIA - ALLIES IN DISSARAY Department of Defense - Pentagon: Sunday August 24,2008 In a joint session of the Pentagon, with meetings with top ranking Congressional and Senatorial members, it was disclosed that the USA Military - all branches will strike Russia and any country that allies themself with Russia including China and Iran. Being very disappointed with the lack of progress of human rights campaign in China's hosting of the Olympics 2008, a very disgruntled American President (who wishes to be unnamed at this writting) stated, "We put stock in our young athletes that through their involvement with international competition they, that is the youth representing the USA would bring more "human rights" recognition into China, but quite frankly, they failed each and every one of us and failed to acheive human rights". With the invasion of the Republic of Georgia and our understanding that Russia has set up a Puppet government and that Russia is only "pulling back" to attack the other "two breakaway republics" and setup their own puppet government, we have decided to "strike" Russia and any of it's allies who align themselves with Russia" stated a very, tired President W (we will call him "W" so as not to reveal his true identity). One of the top 6 star Generals (ironically there are only 6 at this present time) General H. Al Bouwdit stated, "I think we are making a decision we will regret very soon, however, I was overruled by the other legislatures and five of my peers and I will follow their directions to the letter." "At 0800 hours this Friday August 29, 2008, we will commence a "strike" against Russia and those that align themselves with Russia - we have notified the United Nations and Russian leaders including Russian President Dmitry Medvedev Russian President Dmitry Medvedev, above right, listens to his Syrian counterpart Bashar Assad, during a meeting in the presidential residence at the Russian Black Sea resort of Sochi on Thursday, Aug. 21, 2008.( and the Russian envoy Dmitry Rogozin. (Below) In a statement that seemed somewhat targeted toward Russia, the Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, visablly upset and angry stated, "You have mocked and laughed at the USA - Envoy Dmitry Rogozin - U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, left, and Poland's Foreign Minister …(Picture below) - in your own words, "We hope it will be a balanced and responsible decision and that the US will not break all the glassware in our house." and “The mountain gave birth to a mouse.” however, after this friday we will see whom laughs Mr Envoy, if that is indeed your real name." "As of Friday all military branches, Navy, Airforce, Marines, and the Army, along with other government offices both public and private, including Nuclear plants, will stage (a first of it's kind anywhere in the free world) a strike, a physical sit down by all personel for the entire day from 0800 hours beginning Friday until 0800 hours ending Saturday, August 30, 2008. The only Military that will not and I repeat will not sit down in protest will be those in countries involved in war or warzones determined by the USA will be excluded for obvious reasons.", stated Secretary Rice. "Don't dare think Mr. Russian President Dmitry Medvedev that we can not duplicate this sit down in the future we can and we most assuredly will if the need arises and you do not follow guidelines set forth by the United Nations". The Mouse Comment: Things indeed appear to be shaken up in a world torn by can cutters and bombs throughout the European Continent - tense times call for tense prayers. - Le Mouse A Page One Production Themousecried. http://themousecried.blogspot.com © All Rights Reserved You have the right to copy and all of the Mouse with our gratitude and permission. Slogan: "Что-то типа Новой Газеты на английском языке." (Translation: Something like Novaya Gazeta, but in English).