WARNING-WARNING-WARNING-WARNING-WARNING-WARNING-WARNING The mouse cried because of the snake,and the snake came to see the mouse,horror,chills,thrills,not for the faint of heart or those with headaches,upset stomach,uncut fingernails,room unclean, etc..., THEY'RE BACK AND THEY ARE REALLY MEAN VILE CREATURES OF TERROR.

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Work At Home-Why Not You?

MOM makes $6397/Month Unemplyed mom makes $6397/month working online. Read how she did it. Picture is not the Nancy Gribble see: Disclaimer Amazingly, an unemployed mother, desperate for money has found a new career on line, posting what she considers now a network of fun, Nancy Gribble first began as a high paid Gnat and then went onto a small time weather girl in Texas having earned her degree in Whetherrmologist at Redcorn's CloudBurst Junior College for seniors earning a 2 year college degree. "When I lost that job, I thought I would never become a success again, and then there's the children - whether I am aware or not someone has to care for them." Later, Mrs. Gribble took a 13 year course in natworking and became a poster. "Poor Dale, lost his battle as the # 1 best bugman in Texas so, I separated from him soon after, but I hope it is not permanent, a man of such talent should be able to recoup and gain his title back or become a stomper, but it did leave me wondering, what can I do". About that same time little did Nancy know, and driving by her house one day Mrs. Hill stopped and after chatting with Nancy stated upon leaving, "I hear Redcorn has started a new rip-off business which he calls a school, funny isn't it pantalets Nanciono?" But little did Mrs. Hill know, and that rattled Nancy into taking a look at NetPosting and this is where you come in, Nancy has learned a secret and so can you. For a mere $18.000 you too can soon be earning money sitting at home, but you are asking how can I go to school for a 13 year period, that will make me a little older. Well, surprise we have on you, we have taken all of our best instructor and our best internet technologist and have narrowed it down to a mere two week course, so how could you afford and not want the two week course and make money from a range of anywhere? Show your degree to all your friends, to all your family, to all those homeless people you do not associate with. No more will you have to sit down to stand up, this program is a must do without on and for you. Let's hear it from Nancy as she does not speak but types which she could have learned anywhere but did not, having came to take the course here at Redcorn's Cloudburst, that is right you heard me in your own correct hearing, Cloudburst is no longer a Whethermology course but is now simply Redcorn, "The place where your Corns will not be Red", it is our motto and we mean it almost the entirety of the day. But you might say, and we would tell you but not until you ask, Do I have to travel there. NO, that is a resounding no, you do not need to come out here in Texas driving, simply place in the mail and order your, Paddleforms tomorrow, today, do not waste a nickel or dime, drop four more and call R-E-D-C-O-R-N and in case you did not listen to hear that it is R-E-D-C-O-R-N and wish correctly stating give me that $18,000 course plus non-working tax of 3,350 (that is 3 thousand, threefittie) bring it to a total on that touchpad calculater. What is that? You don't have a touchpad calculater, no problem, we have all the solve for any problem, just add another threefittie and we will send you one free with your course. Now you may say, can all of this not be true? Nancy, tell them how you did like this course before you took it. "Flabbergassted I may have been, and I have been much but not before, so if you piddle too much the paddle will row back home, so do what Ol' Nancy done did many times before it was done by someone else, order your Paddleform tomorrow today and no longer minkeyshiner are you. And don't forget the threefittie folks cause every thing will take money and have it is what we need. Work from home: or call: "R-E-D-C-O-R-N" but make sure we are not there between morning in the am and evening in the pm from around 8 until 4. Disclaimer: All names have been changed to protect the truly "innocent" any similiarity to any one living or sleeping is clearly in the mind of the writer, any program has been eliminated only on paper, the actual program still exists in other designated forums of his/her own choosing. Any misspelling was placed in the following communication purposely for you or anyone else who may be portrayed by you or totally unbeknownst of yourself, to find and marvel at the stupidity of the said writer. This disclaimer is not to be disclaimed by anyone else unless they are in the manner of dissing another in which case it will be viewed as commendable, but only in a public forum, privately it is still your personal view and good luck to you and yours. Any misuse or use of quotation marks that are correct in an appropriate english language usage are purely incidental and unintentional on the writer's behalf, we ask your forgiveness and oversight, these may or may not be reported to any committee, other than the finance committee, as this has been addressed and covered at the bottom of the page in green type. I appreciate your indulgence, but not your indulgencies, and patience in reading of the below dialogue between two friends, thank you. Local Mom Makes $87/Hr Online! Don't Try to Work at Home Until You Tead this Shocking Report.... You May Want To Not Change ... SHOCKING! Picture is not anyone you may not know
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Monday, January 18, 2010

REED WARBLER Found on TheMouseCried

MC: The elusive "Reed Warbler" found on themousecried
January 18, 2010
TheMouseCried, USA In just a few short hours after the initial discovery of a rare "reed warbler" in the mountain regions of Afghanistan, the same or similiar "reed warbler" was found on themousecried. In what some Orinthologists have not yet declared but defying the odds in their favor for yet another sighting of the rare "Weed Wabler", from a related site comes: "The Wildlife Conservation Society stumbled upon the small, olive-brown large-billed reed warbler in 2008 and taped its distinctive song a recording experts now say is probably the first ever."
People see strange sights - Eyewitness reports
"It was unbelievable, I was searchin' the big "N" lookin' for sumptin' strange, you know, like UFOs and such, an I happen' cross iss site an seen dis bird, it shook me up" stated a Mr. Rusty Shackleford
"I tell you whut, I seen nuthing like if fore, now you take my boy, Bobby, he ain't much but he's all I got", and that boy yelled at me, "daddy, daddy, daddy," an I yelt at him, "Shutup boy can't you see I'm busy" but he said, "daddy, daddy, daddy, a bird" and shor nuff' it was right thar on that 'puter thingee, biggern life hit wuz" said a H. Hill
A First for themousecried
A First for themousecried as most people do not realize what an amazing discovery this is for themousecried especially so, since the first specimen was discovered in India in 1867 and now here at themouse some 143 years later we have yet another discovery. It is believed that this is the same bird that was eating at an apple when the apple dislodged and hit Sir Isaac Newton in the head rendering him hit, of course this is not written in stone but it was recorded on papyrus some years later to be exact. We probably need a small correction here we do not mean that the bird you are viewing is the same bird that launched the attack on Sir Isaac Newton, no, we mean only that it is believed to be one of the same family and that family is bird or "Orinizeatypovariebird" which was too hard for people to state so it became shortened to "bird". The study of birds was a toss up among the bird peoples of the world and at first they called them Audubonians but again it was difficult for people so it was changed to Orinthologist.
Common names equals confuscion
Common names equals confuscion, back in 1758, when most of us were younger a Swedish naturalist named Carolus Linnaeus gave each bir a new name derived mostly for the Latin or Greek, however, they demanded more wages and tried to bring in a bird "union" and Linny, as his friends would never call him (there were no cell phones in those days and no car available to call from), decided to name the birds himself. He came up with such names as Sam Spade or Lucy Brown and after a stint with Peanuts a popular youth game at the time who threatened to sue Linny, he changed it from Lucy and decided to call them a Brown Bird and since he could not use the popular name of Sam Spade due to mystery novel writes, he simply called it a Sam. Since Sam was a popular man's name people became confused as to whether someone was calling their name or a bird, so Lenny decided to use a hyphen. This is why today when an Orinthologist is calling out the name of a bird he will say, for example, "Red hyphen throated Loon" but it is better in the written form as Red-throated Loon and yes, the Latin and the Greek did organize a union and returned to a little higher pay and cutle boards the union today is called oddly enough, "Americaqn Orinthologists' Union (AOU)" the name was chosen because of the A as in Alpha and the O as in Omega and U which was the letters for the Latin and Greek's sorority. Today you can practice this early method that Lenny enjoyed so much if you see, for example, a bird which happens to bear a blue color then shout Blue-sam Stork or perhaps Pink-pam Pelican. You can have all kinds of fun sitting in your yard and just coming up with these names as you create your own, but be sure to keep a notebook and write them down so all your friends can call them the same. Most names can be traced back to someone else.
What would you call the "Reed Warbler?"
What would you call the reed warbler, that is the question and it is one that could easily have an answer, but it depends upon you and what you think it should be called, if you were to want to call it something else, then you would have to decide just what you would want to call it, you could call it many things but it would be your decision to make but if you wanted to call it something else you certainly could because it would be your decision if you wanted to rename it or call it something else that you decided you would like to call it. You could call it anything you wanted to it would be your thoughts that would count and your decision would be your own, so it would bear thought.

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