WARNING-WARNING-WARNING-WARNING-WARNING-WARNING-WARNING The mouse cried because of the snake,and the snake came to see the mouse,horror,chills,thrills,not for the faint of heart or those with headaches,upset stomach,uncut fingernails,room unclean, etc..., THEY'RE BACK AND THEY ARE REALLY MEAN VILE CREATURES OF TERROR.

Thursday, March 15, 2007


SNAKES ON A PLANE IS CHILD'S PLAY, FEAR IS: SNAKES IN AN OUTHOUSE A SIGN OF THE TIMES AND THE EFFECTS OF SNAKERY WARNING! SNAKES RAMPAGE SEND AN ALREADY PANICKED PUBLIC TO STEAL AND EXPLOIT ALL PUBLIC,GOVERNMENT, AND PRIVATE BATHROOM FACILITIES TO BECOME ENDANGERED.As if the police department throughout the eastern Kentucky,Tennessee regions were not already deluged with problems of "search and rescue operations" now they must conduct their business elsewhere leaving an already vulnerable people at risk for further theivery as one officer described the situation. "This is an outrage, declared Captain B.N.Woody (name withheld due to request), I tell you it is nothing more than an outrage, and to be honest it's just plain theivery". When asked if we could quote the Captain he stated, "What Bill states is not to be quoted or printed in any form, as you can tell I'm mad man, really mad". Meanwhile, at the Federal level a commander in Homeland Security stated "We will get to the bottom of this and we do not take it lightly, fingerprints and eye laser recognition will be used and also in consideration are the much despised chip implant for entrance to all restrooms including the wooden outhouses so well known throughout the countryside will also be equipped with this same entrance technology." Stated Acting General N.Handitis who also asked not to be quoted as this was both a top priority and misson approved by both the Senate and Cogress and as well commisioned by the President himself, "This is not to be taken lightly we will get to the bottom of these outhouses and this problem of Snakes and the public which seems to have a real disregard for law and order, the US Airforce has done remarkable research on crowd control which is very possible in the near future to be both considered and put into action." quoted Gen.Handitis who also asked not to be quoted. As news develops we have this statement which has been received from the US Airforce and we will leave this statement to stand on it's own merits, this is oops sorry my name is withheld due to newspaper rules.NOW WHY WOULD THEY WANT TO USE CROWD CONTROL IN AMERICA, IS SOMETHING BEING PLANNED THAT WE ARE UNAWARE OF OR IS THIS JUST A WAY TO KEEP AMERICANS HAPPY WHILE THEY ARE BEING ZAPPED. IS THIS A "RED DAWN" SCENARIO IN THE MIX, OR ARE YOU BECOMING PARANOID? more answers? weapons touted for use on citizens Air Force secretary says they should be used for domestic crowd control Sept 12, 2006 WASHINGTON - Nonlethal weapons such as high-power microwave devices should be used on American citizens in crowd-control situations before they are used on the battlefield, the Air Force secretary said Tuesday.Domestic use would make it easier to avoid questions in the international community over any possible safety concerns, said Secretary Michael Wynne."If we’re not willing to use it here against our fellow citizens, then we should not be willing to use it in a wartime situation," said Wynne. "(Because) if I hit somebody with a nonlethal weapon and they claim that it injured them in a way that was not intended, I think that I would be vilified in the world press."The Air Force has funded research into nonlethal weapons, but he said the service isn’t likely to spend more money on development until injury issues are reviewed by medical experts and resolved.Nonlethal weapons generally can weaken people if they are hit with the beam. Some of the weapons can emit short, intense energy pulses that also can be effective in disabling some electronic devices.On another subject, Wynne said he expects to pick a new contractor for the next generation of aerial refueling tankers by next summer. He said a draft request for bids will be put out next month, and there are two qualified bidders: The Boeing Co. and a team of Northrop Grumman Corp. and European Aeronautic Defence and Space Co., the majority owner of European jet maker Airbus SAS.The contract is expected to be worth at least $20 billion.Chicago-based Boeing lost the tanker deal in 2004 amid revelations that it had hired a top Air Force acquisitions official who had given the company preferential treatment.Air Force tightens its beltWynne also said the Air Force, which is already chopping 40,000 active duty, civilian and reserves jobs, is now struggling to find new ways to slash about $1.8 billion from its budget to cover costs from the latest round of base closings.He said he can’t cut more people, and it would not be wise to take funding from military programs that are needed to protect the country. But he said he also encounters resistance when he tries to save money on operations and maintenance by retiring aging aircraft."We’re finding out that those are, unfortunately, prized possessions of some congressional districts," said Wynne, adding that the Air Force will have to "take some appetite suppressant pills." He said he has asked employees to look for efficiencies in their offices.The base closings initially were expected to create savings by reducing Air Force infrastructure by 24 percent.COMING SOON TO YOUR NEIGHBOURHOOD AND WORKFORCE THE GOVERNMENT WILL USE THE HOMELAND SECURITY ACT AGAINST YOU AND YOUR NEIGHBOURS AND CO-WORKERS."It may seem cruel at first but we will cut the people if we have to we don't want to but make no doubt cut them we will, if we will cut our own we'll cut others as well all we really need is a few good men/women to get the cutting done." stated Mr. Whinee who asked not to be quoted. "People with pacemakers and other health devices should not be in the public arena nor on our highways and this "raygun" will make them and their autos know we intend to attack and kill the tyranny of Snakes wherever we might find them whether in real time or fictious, snakes are mean and their dangerous, and they smell awful" ended the quote of Mr. Whinne."I believe history will reflect that that which I have done I have done for the benefit of the whole world and in the end I will be vilified and loved by the world, this bud is for you", ADOLF HITLER 1940
SNAKES IN AN OUTHOUSE-NOT FOR THE WEAK OF HEART, THOSE WITH HEADACHES, RECENT BREAKUPS, HAVING A BAD DAY - THEY'RE BACK THEY'RE MEAN AND BOY, THEY ARE SLITHERY SNAKES IN A OUTHOUSE - NEW MOVIE RELEASE NEW MOVIE RELEASED NOW AT THEATRES "SNAKES ON A PLANE" - COMING SOON - "SNAKES IN AN OUTHOUSE" Starring: Sammy el Jaxson Pheba Newmark Set in Western Kentucky and Eastern Tennessee, in the backwoods of a rural country life among a people who take their lifestyle and bathroom etiquette seriously. Plumbing, not being a convenience for all in the southern United States, causes the people to resort to "natural remedies" which in turn led to a massive "snake attacks" to many some of which were trapped inside their "outhouses (not to be confused with the popular outhomes, featured in Suthern Livting, a magazine dedicated to the popular outhomes)" some for days awaiting help and rescue by the National Guard and Armed Forces. One spokesman for the Rescue Arm of the Military or R.A.M. stated that some of the 101st Airborne Division were sent in to provide assistance and armed resistance to the overwhelming community of snakes, the spokesman, however, Colonel D. "Little d" Arminhand chose to stay anonymous due to undercover operations of both he and General T.K. Charge whom also wanted to be unnamed, we do honour their anonyminity. It has long been our endeavour to allow those who request for no identification in reporting to do so, and thereby secure us a place in our reporting to the public at large, this is our position and we here at IPIGe (International Press in Generale) do confirm this message. One child was trapped inside an outhouse, whose region may not be disclosed, for hours until a paratrooper landed safely on the roof of the outhouse and secured the child to a lift rig and pulled her up to safety, unfortunately the parachutists slipped and fell into a vast amount raw dump but who fortunately was "yanked" out before being bitten a common timber "outhouse" rattler whose characteristics are to rattle their tale a few times before striking the host or victim in these cases. In an interview on a safe zone commonly referred to as the green zone on a nearby hill the chutists was noted as stating these snakes have a horendous smell that could intimidate even the bravest of men, Sgt. D. Une Thaat also wanted to remain unnamed which we always choose to honour. Little Jenny was scared as she said, "Out of my wits, snakes were everywhere, here there, everywhere I tell you, and I am so glad Sgt D.Une came to my rescue." It was not a pretty sight for this reporter to see "little Jenny" so frightened for what may be one of the most horrific outbreaks of snakes this reporter has ever heard in history or modern man, Jenny (real name Barbie Jeweled whom we will not name for her on security) still remains in a state of shock. The events of Jenny and countless others are to be shown in a newly released movie titled, "Snakes in an Outhouse, you will be scared out of your mind, not meant for the faint of heart or any of you with health problems that might react to this movie, a list of these health problems which the Federal Government has determined to be at risk in the viewing of this movie may be seen on the web site movie some of which are those, of course, heart problems, depression, psorasis, upset tummy, lovelorned, recently jilted or newly attached or looking, these are but a few the other list is located at the link above gosnakeouthouse above. Some of the pictures we will try to show below if the camera will hold under these stressed camermen. WARNING THESE ARE NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. COMING SOON "SNAKES IN THE OUTFIELD" AND IT'S DOUBLE FEATURE "SNAKES ON A CRUISELINER" Brought to you by Sound Pictures Studios. DONATIONS FOR VICTIMS MAY BE PHONED IN AT 1-800-BR 549
MAN'S CONTORTED FACE - WARNING NOT FOR THE WEEK OF HEART I now realize what was being told me was true these snake attacks are real and unless you have been in an outhouse in Tennessee or Kentucky you have no idea how severe this can become. Snakes are sneaky, boy, and they will bite you whether you have business to conduct or not I am one of the lucky ones but there are others in much worse condition than me.... unnamed source.. a Mr. Davix Gatt Bitt ... name withheld upon personal request. Brother, can you lend a dime is the most that he can request today if you are one of the fortunate ones then visit the website - snakes are real, they're mean and they're back. This man was, unfortunately, attacked by the rare "Twistsnake" which many to their own demise and disfigurment confuse for a rope or dreadlocks. Currently under facial reconstruction, Dr. Una Dunlift (name withheld upon request) stated it may take years and tons of money to fund and research to undo what this "ropesnake" has done to this poor victim, but endeavour I shall because I care and some times well, it just takes a village, ya know.